Story......
CapR3dB3ard: well, it was more of a desparate yank but whatever lol
HentaiorDie69: (Slaps Nik)
CapR3dB3ard: haha nice
HentaiorDie69: haha yeah yeah, i try (After stateing this Imedently Sucker Punches Nik in the Face)
CapR3dB3ard: why do you do this to me, i don't want a broken nose too
HentaiorDie69: fuck ur right man.... GUESS ILL AIM LOWER! (Knees Niks Balls so hard the pop back into him for a Nano second then pop back out, bleeding internaly)
CapR3dB3ard: o god, that's an actually bruised set of balls that i have, you're meant man, i'll have to bring in some back up................................................YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!! (AM shows up from around the corner)
CapR3dB3ard: o shit, that's not what i meantCapR3dB3ard: that
HentaiorDie69: (Runs)
CapR3dB3ard: nice hat
CapR3dB3ard: no dude, not nice hat you fucking asshole
HentaiorDie69: hahaha
HentaiorDie69: man that sucks
CapR3dB3ard: haha i like our little story though
CapR3dB3ard: it was funny
HentaiorDie69: IZ E CUZ iM MEHIKUN?!?!
CapR3dB3ard: we should do that a whole bunch
HentaiorDie69: which story?
HentaiorDie69: oh with the lil () things?
CapR3dB3ard: the weird little thing about us halfway brawling and then AM
CapR3dB3ard: yeah
HentaiorDie69: haha yeah i do it to everyone haha ive been doing it a while hah acheck it out
HentaiorDie69: hahahahahaha
sonicyouth687: youre hilarious
HentaiorDie69: well seth i try (Hugs seth, but while hugging secretly stashes an 8-ball of coke in seths coat pocket, then calls a cop over to search seth)
CapR3dB3ard: haha nice
HentaiorDie69: nice? ill show u nice (Head BUtts nik)
CapR3dB3ard: hahaha
HentaiorDie69: why u laughin? (Grabs niaks Hair and SLAMS face into wall)
CapR3dB3ard: haha this is what i live for (spits out teeth and blood)HentaiorDie69: hahahaha
HentaiorDie69: YEAH BABUY YEAH (Pulls out 9 and shoots Foot)CapR3dB3ard: fuck dude that was my flip foot! you're a dick dude, TAKE SOME OF THIS! (slams his fist into miles's stomach hoping to get somewhere with it)
HentaiorDie69: (Hit was so hard it caused miles Heart to fail, and miles dies)
CapR3dB3ard: party pooper
HentaiorDie69: IT WAS A TRICK! (Uppercuts nik so hard he flys up and his head hits the Cealing)
CapR3dB3ard: uhhhh, ohhh god, i knew it. miles you're a shisty bastard, you know that? i'll get you if it's the last thing i do. (miles laughs and walks out of nik's office cubical while everybody trys to see the aftermath of nik's fall from the ceiling to the floor, nik slowly makes his way home after work that day)
HentaiorDie69: (miles waits in niks front door and right when nik unlocks his door Miles RoundHouse Kicks the shit out of niks CHest causing him to lose ballance and fall off the railing of his Condo. the fall is lonng, but nik walks away from it)
CapR3dB3ard: (he was lucky enough to have landed in the dumpster with all off the trashbags neatly tied closed....as if they were like that for a reason....) that was a fucking long fall, how the hell did he get inside my condo?...weird.
HentaiorDie69: (nik recives a call from miles simply asking "U ALRIGHT NIK?")
CapR3dB3ard: ha yeah i guess i'm alright, what was that all about??HentaiorDie69: haha oh nik, u still havent relized it (Removes mask and reveales his true self, Zadeh) "Speralcale!Speralcale!Speralcale!Speralcale!Speralcale!"
CapR3dB3ard: haha wow! wtf, how did you get that mask? that was so real! but wait....why? why would you do all of this? (nik is trying so hard to think of a reason for such hostility, that he doesn't notice dillon savage creeping up behind him)
HentaiorDie69: ("Aguas de Março!!!" yells Zadeh as Deelon draws a Swrod and Slices Niks leg off)
CapR3dB3ard: ahhhh!! that's my fucking leg dude? i thought we were just messing around?!?! ahhh my god it's bleeding so bad, wtf dillon?! help me guys i might bleed to death! (nik says this as the start galloping off down the ally-way as if they were on great white stallions. nik trys to figure a way out of this problem as he puts pressure on his new stump for a leg)
HentaiorDie69: (miles pages nik on his Booast moble and says "Paging Chooper Nik we have Uh-Oh over...")
CapR3dB3ard: (nik answers back) *chirp* omg dude, where the fuck are you, you will never believe what has just happened to me, just trace my boost moblie phone signal to where i am, i need to get to a hospital
CapR3dB3ard: *chirp*
HentaiorDie69: Pageing choper Nik unclear on last transmission over
CapR3dB3ard: *chirp* I SAID I NEED YOU TO COME OVER TO WHERE I AM!! (in the middle of nik trying to use his push-to-talk feature on his boost mobile phone, he hears an immense amount of static that starts to hurt his ears, then a voice begins to intercept his calls to miles, and nik here's this.....)
HentaiorDie69: "WHO THE FUCK PAINTED MY DOOR!" says a stong man "Uh-oh!"(Says leon as he runs away throwing a Gernade back at nik and the man)
CapR3dB3ard: (nik here's the gernade rolling closer, he frantically thinks of options out of this predicament.....nik decides quickly to pick up the gernade and put it in the man's hand, the man, surprisingly, looks back and nik with an evil grin and stuffs it back into niks hand. nik wakes up 4 hours later in a strange room. he can't hear out of his left ear and his left arm is gone, he finds out that his hearing in his right ear is somewhat ok when he hears this....) ABOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBA!!HentaiorDie69: (darius then Ejaculates Acid all over niks Face, luckly niks beard took most of the blow, and what a big blow it was)CapR3dB3ard: ah wtf darius?! i'm in pain dude, cant you see that, why would ever do something like that to anyone??? where are we
CapR3dB3ard: ?
HentaiorDie69: "Yesterday was *My failure....." (slowly Pulls Up Pistol)HentaiorDie69: (a shot is fired and nik shuts eyes, but feels no pain, when he opens his eyes, miles and Dylan stand there with two smokin Pistols, and darius lays on the ground)
HentaiorDie69: (a few mins latter darius' bowls Realease)
CapR3dB3ard: o wow, i'm glad to see you two, today has been a very weird day, did you guys here about zed and all that shit?
HentaiorDie69: "speak Softly and cary a big stick says" says Dylan and miles in Unison, (they turn and leave the room) and in walks caymen....
CapR3dB3ard: haha alright you guys.....hey cayman, what's up dude? this shit sucks right here. i don't know how all this shit happened man
HentaiorDie69: "shut da hell up" (puts cig out on niks Check)CapR3dB3ard: ah geez, what was that for, you aren't ACTUALLY kayzer soze.
HentaiorDie69: "shhhhhh.. just wait he'll be here in time" (Spits on nik ( a far away rumbeling is heard that Resimbles a Chain Saw) "Ahh here he is, ITS TIME TO EAT MY CHILD OF THE NIGHT"
CapR3dB3ard: woah...uh...cayman, what are you talking about??? wh..what's going on?! ah fuck it, i didn't think i'd have to use this so soon (nik lifts up the bottom of the sheet of the bed that he is laying on and points his stump at cayman and....welll...shots were fired. no one knew about the gun that was inbedded into niks left thigh, but now cayman did.)
HentaiorDie69: (at this point a Suprise B-day banner falls from the cealing and in comes all the E-town thugs and PH and everyone and there Jaws Drop when they see Caymen SLowly Bleeding to death on the ground, and the crounds eyes all blankly stare at nik, Espicallly Darius"
CapR3dB3ard: (little did everyone know, nik had a trick up his sleeve) (nik laughed and said) what?! they're just blanks! (cayman slowly stood up and said) damn nik, i thought you had me there haha (everybody is amazed at the day's series of events. nik sits up in bed and says) well lets eat then! thanks guys! (to be continued........)
HentaiorDie69: (Slaps Nik)
CapR3dB3ard: haha nice
HentaiorDie69: haha yeah yeah, i try (After stateing this Imedently Sucker Punches Nik in the Face)
CapR3dB3ard: why do you do this to me, i don't want a broken nose too
HentaiorDie69: fuck ur right man.... GUESS ILL AIM LOWER! (Knees Niks Balls so hard the pop back into him for a Nano second then pop back out, bleeding internaly)
CapR3dB3ard: o god, that's an actually bruised set of balls that i have, you're meant man, i'll have to bring in some back up................................................YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!! (AM shows up from around the corner)
CapR3dB3ard: o shit, that's not what i meantCapR3dB3ard: that
HentaiorDie69: (Runs)
CapR3dB3ard: nice hat
CapR3dB3ard: no dude, not nice hat you fucking asshole
HentaiorDie69: hahaha
HentaiorDie69: man that sucks
CapR3dB3ard: haha i like our little story though
CapR3dB3ard: it was funny
HentaiorDie69: IZ E CUZ iM MEHIKUN?!?!
CapR3dB3ard: we should do that a whole bunch
HentaiorDie69: which story?
HentaiorDie69: oh with the lil () things?
CapR3dB3ard: the weird little thing about us halfway brawling and then AM
CapR3dB3ard: yeah
HentaiorDie69: haha yeah i do it to everyone haha ive been doing it a while hah acheck it out
HentaiorDie69: hahahahahaha
sonicyouth687: youre hilarious
HentaiorDie69: well seth i try (Hugs seth, but while hugging secretly stashes an 8-ball of coke in seths coat pocket, then calls a cop over to search seth)
CapR3dB3ard: haha nice
HentaiorDie69: nice? ill show u nice (Head BUtts nik)
CapR3dB3ard: hahaha
HentaiorDie69: why u laughin? (Grabs niaks Hair and SLAMS face into wall)
CapR3dB3ard: haha this is what i live for (spits out teeth and blood)HentaiorDie69: hahahaha
HentaiorDie69: YEAH BABUY YEAH (Pulls out 9 and shoots Foot)CapR3dB3ard: fuck dude that was my flip foot! you're a dick dude, TAKE SOME OF THIS! (slams his fist into miles's stomach hoping to get somewhere with it)
HentaiorDie69: (Hit was so hard it caused miles Heart to fail, and miles dies)
CapR3dB3ard: party pooper
HentaiorDie69: IT WAS A TRICK! (Uppercuts nik so hard he flys up and his head hits the Cealing)
CapR3dB3ard: uhhhh, ohhh god, i knew it. miles you're a shisty bastard, you know that? i'll get you if it's the last thing i do. (miles laughs and walks out of nik's office cubical while everybody trys to see the aftermath of nik's fall from the ceiling to the floor, nik slowly makes his way home after work that day)
HentaiorDie69: (miles waits in niks front door and right when nik unlocks his door Miles RoundHouse Kicks the shit out of niks CHest causing him to lose ballance and fall off the railing of his Condo. the fall is lonng, but nik walks away from it)
CapR3dB3ard: (he was lucky enough to have landed in the dumpster with all off the trashbags neatly tied closed....as if they were like that for a reason....) that was a fucking long fall, how the hell did he get inside my condo?...weird.
HentaiorDie69: (nik recives a call from miles simply asking "U ALRIGHT NIK?")
CapR3dB3ard: ha yeah i guess i'm alright, what was that all about??HentaiorDie69: haha oh nik, u still havent relized it (Removes mask and reveales his true self, Zadeh) "Speralcale!Speralcale!Speralcale!Speralcale!Speralcale!"
CapR3dB3ard: haha wow! wtf, how did you get that mask? that was so real! but wait....why? why would you do all of this? (nik is trying so hard to think of a reason for such hostility, that he doesn't notice dillon savage creeping up behind him)
HentaiorDie69: ("Aguas de Março!!!" yells Zadeh as Deelon draws a Swrod and Slices Niks leg off)
CapR3dB3ard: ahhhh!! that's my fucking leg dude? i thought we were just messing around?!?! ahhh my god it's bleeding so bad, wtf dillon?! help me guys i might bleed to death! (nik says this as the start galloping off down the ally-way as if they were on great white stallions. nik trys to figure a way out of this problem as he puts pressure on his new stump for a leg)
HentaiorDie69: (miles pages nik on his Booast moble and says "Paging Chooper Nik we have Uh-Oh over...")
CapR3dB3ard: (nik answers back) *chirp* omg dude, where the fuck are you, you will never believe what has just happened to me, just trace my boost moblie phone signal to where i am, i need to get to a hospital
CapR3dB3ard: *chirp*
HentaiorDie69: Pageing choper Nik unclear on last transmission over
CapR3dB3ard: *chirp* I SAID I NEED YOU TO COME OVER TO WHERE I AM!! (in the middle of nik trying to use his push-to-talk feature on his boost mobile phone, he hears an immense amount of static that starts to hurt his ears, then a voice begins to intercept his calls to miles, and nik here's this.....)
HentaiorDie69: "WHO THE FUCK PAINTED MY DOOR!" says a stong man "Uh-oh!"(Says leon as he runs away throwing a Gernade back at nik and the man)
CapR3dB3ard: (nik here's the gernade rolling closer, he frantically thinks of options out of this predicament.....nik decides quickly to pick up the gernade and put it in the man's hand, the man, surprisingly, looks back and nik with an evil grin and stuffs it back into niks hand. nik wakes up 4 hours later in a strange room. he can't hear out of his left ear and his left arm is gone, he finds out that his hearing in his right ear is somewhat ok when he hears this....) ABOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBA!!HentaiorDie69: (darius then Ejaculates Acid all over niks Face, luckly niks beard took most of the blow, and what a big blow it was)CapR3dB3ard: ah wtf darius?! i'm in pain dude, cant you see that, why would ever do something like that to anyone??? where are we
CapR3dB3ard: ?
HentaiorDie69: "Yesterday was *My failure....." (slowly Pulls Up Pistol)HentaiorDie69: (a shot is fired and nik shuts eyes, but feels no pain, when he opens his eyes, miles and Dylan stand there with two smokin Pistols, and darius lays on the ground)
HentaiorDie69: (a few mins latter darius' bowls Realease)
CapR3dB3ard: o wow, i'm glad to see you two, today has been a very weird day, did you guys here about zed and all that shit?
HentaiorDie69: "speak Softly and cary a big stick says" says Dylan and miles in Unison, (they turn and leave the room) and in walks caymen....
CapR3dB3ard: haha alright you guys.....hey cayman, what's up dude? this shit sucks right here. i don't know how all this shit happened man
HentaiorDie69: "shut da hell up" (puts cig out on niks Check)CapR3dB3ard: ah geez, what was that for, you aren't ACTUALLY kayzer soze.
HentaiorDie69: "shhhhhh.. just wait he'll be here in time" (Spits on nik ( a far away rumbeling is heard that Resimbles a Chain Saw) "Ahh here he is, ITS TIME TO EAT MY CHILD OF THE NIGHT"
CapR3dB3ard: woah...uh...cayman, what are you talking about??? wh..what's going on?! ah fuck it, i didn't think i'd have to use this so soon (nik lifts up the bottom of the sheet of the bed that he is laying on and points his stump at cayman and....welll...shots were fired. no one knew about the gun that was inbedded into niks left thigh, but now cayman did.)
HentaiorDie69: (at this point a Suprise B-day banner falls from the cealing and in comes all the E-town thugs and PH and everyone and there Jaws Drop when they see Caymen SLowly Bleeding to death on the ground, and the crounds eyes all blankly stare at nik, Espicallly Darius"
CapR3dB3ard: (little did everyone know, nik had a trick up his sleeve) (nik laughed and said) what?! they're just blanks! (cayman slowly stood up and said) damn nik, i thought you had me there haha (everybody is amazed at the day's series of events. nik sits up in bed and says) well lets eat then! thanks guys! (to be continued........)
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